Look good, don't they? What you are looking at are actually Dunkin Phonuts; The frosting isn't sugar, but mashed potatoes and cream cheese. The donuts aren't made of dough, but an onion and pepper meatloaf. You just can't toy with someone's emotions like that... it's mean.
Now, if these were made to look like Krispy Kreme donuts... well, someone's likely leaving in a bag.