Thursday, December 20, 2012

New Poster For G.I. Joe: Retaliation

In the March 29 release, the G.I. Joes are not only fighting their mortal enemy Cobra; they are forced to contend with threats from within the government that jeopardize their very existence. The film stars D.J. Cotrona, Byung-hun Lee, Adrianne Palicki, Ray Park, Jonathan Pryce, Ray Stevenson, Channing Tatum with Bruce Willis and Dwayne Johnson.
The film is directed by Jon M. Chu from a screenplay by Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick.

So Whatcha Doin' Tomorrow? Oh, Wait... There IS No Tomorrow!

So what are you planning to do with your last day on the planet?
I'm gonna do some LAUNDRY!

New Logo

This is a new logo I just finished for my new business venture; Tiki Taxi. Whaddya think?

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Thinning Out The Gene Pool: Some Folks Are Just Too Dumb to Live...


Hugh Jackman was rumored last month to be joining the cast of director Bryan Singer's X-Men: Days of Future Past, but now the filmmaker has made the casting official via his Twitter account.

"I would officially like to welcome @RealHughJackman to the cast of #Xmen Days of Future Past. Very excited! More to come..." Singer said.

Jackman is joining a cast that includes James McAvoy, Jennifer Lawrence, Michael Fassbender, Nicholas Hoult, Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart.
Scheduled for release on July 18, 2014, X-Men: Days of Future Past features a script by Simon Kinberg and is said to be inspired Chris Claremont and John Byrne's comic book storyline that ran in "Uncanny X-Men" #141 and 142 back in 1981. "Days of Future Past" introduced the idea of an alternate future for Marvel's mutants that grew out of the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants killing an important senator, leading to a future where all mutants are hunted by Sentinels.
In addition to playing a key role in the comic book version of the story, Wolverine has appeared in every live-action "X-Men" film to date and will star in his second solo adventure with the July 26 release The Wolverine.

So Whaddya Think?

Bullshit? Or not?
Call me gullible, but I can believe it. Some Eagle's eyes are just bigger than their capacity to carry their meals away...


I ran across this sweet art while going through my Tumblr list, and I'm still astounded and ashamed that I don't own this movie.

First Look: The Wicked Witch of The West From Sam Raimi's "The Great and Powerful Oz"

The rumor mill says it's gonna be either Mila Kunis or Rachel Weisz in the green makeup. Personally, I can't tell, but I hope it's Kunis because there's just something "witchy" about that chick.

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Thursday, December 13, 2012

You can Buy Monkeys at IKEA Now?

Or just jackets for monkeys? I don't get it; What's happening here?

Here it is; The Official Trailer For Del Toro's Pacific Rim!

Pacific Rim will hit UK cinemas on 12th July 2013. The US will get stomped one day earlier, on Thursday 11th.
Here’s the blurb, if you want it.
When legions of monstrous creatures, known as Kaiju, started rising from the sea, a war began that would take millions of lives and consume humanity’s resources for years on end.
To combat the giant Kaiju, a special type of weapon was devised: massive robots, called Jaegers, which are controlled simultaneously by two pilots whose minds are locked in a neural bridge. But even the Jaegers are proving nearly defenseless in the face of the relentless Kaiju.
On the verge of defeat, the forces defending mankind have no choice but to turn to two unlikely heroes – a washed up former pilot (Charlie Hunnam) and an untested trainee (Rinko Kikuchi) – who are teamed to drive a legendary but seemingly obsolete Jaeger from the past. Together, they stand as mankind’s last hope against the mounting apocalypse.

This is Just Effing INSANE!!!

I'm a little bummed that they didn't dig into the Nirvana catalog a bit, but this original tune is pretty damn solid! Kurt would be pleased.

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Check Me Out at The Skatepark!

J/K! Damn, I wish I was that good! Dig that flawless execution - mad skills, son, mad skills!

New Full Trailer For The Man of Steel!

Now this looks like the Superman reboot we've been waiting for!
This trailer will be playing in cinemas with The Hobbit.
Zack Snyder’s Man of Steel will reach UK and US cinemas on June 14th next year.

Friday, December 7, 2012

New Poster For The Man of Steel

You got a green card esse? You're gonna need to come with us. 
They'd better hope those handcuffs are Kryptonite!

Two weeks ago, Warner Bros. put up the promise of an Exclusive Reward from Man of Steel in conjunction with the home video release of The Dark Knight Rises and it's finally here. Below you'll find the brand-new poster for the film!
Henry Cavill plays Superman in director Zack Snyder's Man of Steel. The film also stars Amy Adams as Daily Planet journalist Lois Lane, and Laurence Fishburne as her editor-in-chief, Perry White. Starring as Clark Kent's adoptive parents, Martha and Jonathan Kent, are Diane Lane and Kevin Costner. 
Squaring off against the superhero are two other surviving Kryptonians, the villainous General Zod, played by Michael Shannon, and Faora, Zod's evil partner, played by Antje Traue. Also from Superman's native Krypton are Lara Lor-Van, Superman's mother, played by Ayelet Zurer, and Superman's father, Jor-El, portrayed by Russell Crowe. Rounding out the cast are Harry Lennix as U.S. military man General Swanwick, as well as Christopher Meloni as Colonel Hardy. 
Man of Steel is coming to 3D, 2D and IMAX 3D theaters on June 14.

New Japanese Trailer For Iron Man 3!!!

Walt Disney Pictures Japan has released this new Japanese teaser trailer for Iron Man 3, opening in North American 3D and 2D theaters on May 3, 2013.
Marvel Studios' Iron Man 3 pits brash-but-brilliant industrialist Tony Stark/Iron Man against an enemy whose reach knows no bounds. When Stark finds his personal world destroyed at his enemy's hands, he embarks on a harrowing quest to find those responsible. This journey, at every turn, will test his mettle. With his back against the wall, Stark is left to survive by his own devices, relying on his ingenuity and instincts to protect those closest to him. As he fights his way back, Stark discovers the answer to the question that has secretly haunted him: does the man make the suit or does the suit make the man?
Starring Robert Downey Jr., Gwyneth Paltrow, Don Cheadle, Guy Pearce, Rebecca Hall, Stephanie Szostak, James Badge Dale with Jon Favreau and Ben Kingsley, Iron Man 3 is directed by Shane Black.

I Wish There Were Playgrounds Like This When I Was a Kid!


Ice King, and Finn and Jake and BMO by Eric Ridgeway, available at Etsy.

Interesting Video

In "A. D. (After Disclosure) - How the World Will Look After the Great Change" Richard Dolan looks at how, after over six decades of quiet revolution that UFOs herald, we can now see the outlines of a reality that's been sneaking up on us one step at a time. The issue that got hushed up by one generation and turned into an object of derision by another now demands to be heard straight up in ours.

Presented at the 2nd Annual Exopolitics Expo at the University of Leeds on August 7th, 2010.

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

I Would Love to See a Teacher Actually Use One of These!

Up For Discussion: December 21, 2012. What Do YOU Think Will Happen?

As the date draws near, I'm very curious to know other people's opinion. I've heard of several different possible scenarios, the most popular being;

1.) The planetary alignment will cause our poles to shift, creating worldwide destruction.
2.) There will be a shift of "collective consciousness" throughout the world, and we will begin a golden age of newfound spirituality.
3.) A hidden planet; Nibiru, also known as Planet X, will collide with Earth and kill everything.
4.) The Aliens will finally reveal their presence to us.
5.) You will wake up, go to work, come home, eat dinner and go to sleep, because it will be just like any other day!

As a christian, I know that the Bible is very clear on the end of the world, and that neither man, nor even all the angels of Heaven will know the date; Only God knows! However, that is not to say that nothing will happen. I strongly agree with option 5, that nothing will happen, but if something does occur, I don't think it will be anything negative. I would love to see some type of spiritual awakening in which everyone realizes just how unique and important each and every one of us are, and just how precious our world is, but call me jaded; I think that's a bit unlikely. So how many of you out there have stopped paying bills and started digging a survival shelter?

Excellent Ad From Adult Swim For The DVD/BluRay Release of The Dark Knight Rises!

My only gripe is that the puppet scenes shoulda been longer!

She's Too Cool For School!!

Bet that bike is a real bitch on the turns, though!

Monday, December 3, 2012

HE'S IN!!!!

Bill Murray WILL Reprise His Role as Dr. Peter Venkman for Ghostbusters 3!

*Note: This is sourced from a third party, listed below. We have not verified accuracy.

After years of conjecture, mystery and apparent refusals, it seems as though Bill Murray has officially signed up to be a part of the third Ghostbusters film. It’s amazing knowing that we’ll even see this picture brought to light. Now knowing that Murray, the man many would deem the heart and soul of the Ghostbusters franchise, has agreed to appear in the film is outright mind boggling. Somehow, someway, today we can definitively say that Ghostbusters 3 could actually live up to the long brewing hype.

Murray’s spoken quite a bit about the project in recent months, always seemingly on the fence, and leaning in an unfavorable direction. However, a recent phone call to Harold Ramis (Dr. Egon Spengler) helped put all the mystery to bed. “It was kind of crazy,” Ramis said. “Just out of nowhere, I get a phone call from Bill at almost three in the morning on Thursday and he simply said, ‘Yeah, ok, I’m in’. That’s Bill Murray for you. Surprising and straight to the point.” Ramis elaborated a bit on precisely what influenced Murray to take the role, noting, “Bill also said a major factor in his decision to do the movie had been all the support he received from fans during his 29 city ‘Party Crashing Tour‘ earlier this year.”

Paul Horner and Etan Cohen are the two responsible for the Ghostbusters 3 script, and we could speculate on the details, given the wealth of rumors to surface, but that’s irrelevant, for the time being. What is relevant is the fact that Bill’s in, and Horner himself expressed his own excitement about Murray’s involvement. “Word through the grapevine was that Murray enjoyed reading our script that was passed along to him a few months ago. As for if he was going to be a part of it, well that was the million-dollar question. The writers, the cast, the fans… everyone is truly excited for this to have finally all come together.”

Ivan Reitman, who produced and directed the first two Ghostbusters flicks will return to helm the third installment. At this point, it looks as though the entire original cast of Ghostbusters (Murray, Ramis, Dan Aykroyd and Ernie Hudson) will return. Sigourney Weaver is also said to be returning to the world of the paranormal, and word has it that Rick Moranis may appear in the film (his first foray into the camera world since 2006) to reprise his role as Louis Tully. There’s been no confirmation one way or another, but Ashton Kutcher, Seth Rogen and Vincent Kartheiser are all names being thrown about as potential players in the latest franchise feature.

Shooting for Ghostbusters 3 is rumored to begin in Fall of 2013.

Source: Super Official News

Now THERE'S Something You Don't See Everyday!

How'd you like a slice of Life-size Zombie Magneto cake? Yes, I said CAKE!

Hate Jogging? Need Motivation?

Perhaps you need a bloodthirsty zombie clown chasing yo' fat ass? That's probably the only thing that would get me running!

Hipster Beer Can Lamp

The perfect thing to illuminate that obscure 'zine by that only you and your douschebag friends have ever heard of!

Check Out The Teaser Poster For Star Trek: Into Darkness!

Scheduled for a May 17, 2013 release, the official synopsis can be read here;

In Summer 2013, pioneering director J.J. Abrams will deliver an explosive action thriller that takes "Star Trek Into Darkness."

When the crew of the Enterprise is called back home, they find an unstoppable force of terror from within their own organization has detonated the fleet and everything it stands for, leaving our world in a state of crisis.

With a personal score to settle, Captain Kirk leads a manhunt to a war-zone world to capture a one man weapon of mass destruction.

As our heroes are propelled into an epic chess game of life and death, love will be challenged, friendships will be torn apart, and sacrifices must be made for the only family Kirk has left: his crew.

Friday, November 30, 2012

Last Call for Banana Daiquiris!

This photo was posted by our friends over at Boing-Boing, and is just dying for a caption - please feel free to insert yours!

5 Things That Absolutely Terrified Me as a Child

1.) The Zuni Fetish Doll From "Trilogy of Terror". I have one on my toy shelf now.

2.) The Creepy, Floating Vampire Kid From "Salem's Lot"

3.)The Head Vampire From "Salem's Lot"

4.) The mannequins From "Tourist Trap"

5.) The Clown Doll From "Poltergeist"

Yes, I know there is a distinct "doll" theme here, but I don't care; they scare the Hell out of me & watch you when you sleep.....patiently biding their time....

Best Christmas Decoration... EVER!!!!

This blurb is from the guy who set it up;
“Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after two days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made me take it down. First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by. Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn’t realize that it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of the many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn’t take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.”

Epic. Absolutely effing EPIC! I wanted to do my own version of this, which my wife promptly shot down... killjoy.
Via SkullSwap!

Hot Chicks in Star Wars Costumes. No Less. No More.

I think the Stormtrooper with the pink highlights is my fave. Via GeekOrthodox and various Flickr

Thursday, November 29, 2012

Giant Monsters VS Giant Robots; ALWAYS a Recipe For WIN!

Defined in English, the Japanese word "Kaiju" translates to "strange beast," a label for any and all supernatural creatures. For fans of Japanese science fiction movies, the term has a narrower meaning: giant monsters that destroy everything in their paths.
Godzilla remains the most famous kaiju of them all, but next summer, director Guillermo Del Toro hopes to erase America's problematic history with kaiju movies (did you see Roland Emmerich's Godzilla remake?) with Pacific Rim. If Power Rangers helped make the kaiju movie palatable to younger generations of Americans, then Pacific Rim will melt brains, Del Toro's vision pits the Earth's military forces — which includes enormous robot warriors called Jaegers — against a variety of angry beasts.

At this year's San Diego Comic-Con, we got our first taste of the oversized blockbuster, a quick glimpse of stars Charlie Hunnam and Idris Elba suiting up in the Jaegers to lay the smack down on the killer kaiju. It was a wonder to behold — but Del Toro promised not to show the footage to the general public until closer to release. Now, we're finally getting a tease of what's to come.
Two new viral videos have hit the web, and they paint a picture of Pacific Rim's ambitious adventure. One plays like a warning, revealing the conflict at the center of the movie. The other puts us right in the middle of a kaiju attack, feeling a bit more like Cloverfield, thanks to its first person vantage point. But don't get the wrong idea: when Pacific Rim hits theaters next year, it will be anything but small scale. This is just a tease — and a great one at that.

Finally, as part of the intense viral campaign, Jaeger blueprints have been slowing popping up around the web. Check out the three that have been found so far;