Thursday, March 31, 2011

Sure, This is Cool N' All....

but doesn't the front of it look like "Kroenen" from Hellboy?
Just sayin'.

Best PSA Ever?

Why yes, yes it is.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

I Think This Guy Has Been to Our Mall a Few Times....

Have you ever walked into a public restroom and seen poop smeared all over the wall? I mean really, what kind of person does sick shit like that? I once walked away from a job when my boss told me to go clean the bathroom (that wasn't part of my normal duties anyway) (yeah, I said "duties" in a post about poo). Anyway, I walked in, opened one of the stall doors, and as far as I could tell, someone's ass just exploded. After gagging hysterically, I simply put my cleaning supplies away neatly, walked out to my car, and drove home. Never to return. No sir, not enough money in the world. 

Later on, I got a job working a part of the ground crew for Delta Airlines, and part of my job was to empty the lav toilet on the planes every night. I paid one of my co-workers $10 to do it for me every time. Never did it once. One day the "poop tube" came loose and spilled all over the guy draining it. He looked like a skinny, wet Smurf with bits of turd and toilet paper stuck to him. 
At that moment I knew it was money well spent.


While I could never limit my collecting to a single character, I am nonetheless impressed. Check out the rest of it here.

HELP! HELP! I've Been Infringed Upon!!!

My good buddy Charles over at Electorama shot me an email the other day and brought this to my attention. Seems that someone enjoyed my Dragun art piece so much that they decided to swipe it and put it on keychains. Now, I know I should be all pissed and demand that he remove the listing, but I'm actually kinda flattered. Plus, I may or may not have slightly infringed on someone else's intellectual property and/or copyright at some point in time of my art career, so live and let live!

Monday, March 21, 2011



On that day... every male teacher considered the consequences.

Buy My Sweet Benz....

and get a free beer to enjoy with me in the Monster Cave! Bid here!


Hilarious video of dog being shamed by his owner for eating a bag of cat treats. The background music sets the tone perfectly!

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Just Dripping in AWESOME!!!

Custom action figure of Kane with facehugger. The notes say:
This is a custom figure I purchased about 6 years ago...maker unknown.
Kenner had made prototypes for 3 3/14 inch figures and had already released the 18" Alien that was quickly pulled from the shelves because parents felt it was too frightening for the kiddies.

You've Come a Long Way, Baby....

It's hard to believe that these were real ads back in the day...... NOW GO MAKE ME CHICKEN PIE!!! Just kidding honey, please step off my neck.

I Can Haz Slow Loris?

If this doesn't make you smile, you are truly dead inside.
Just sayin'.


I love this comic-panel picture frame from Perpetual Kid! It comes with reusable word balloons and a black marker, so you can update your adventures as often as you would like!

Friday, March 4, 2011

New Pic of The Red Skull!

Lovin' the costume, and I'm really happy that he looks most like Jack Kirby's interpretation of the villian!