If you’ve ever spent time in an extraterrestrial prison hospital, you know that this is a pretty accurate description for some species. It’s made with peach schnapps, Bailey’s Irish Cream, blue curacao and grenadine syrup.

What if the Avengers were transported to the land of Finn & Jake's "Adventure Time"? Cartoon Network's MAD answers that question with this hilarious animated short!

If you have never read a Judge Dredd comic, do so as soon as possible as it's one of the best sci-fi post apocalyptic storylines ever written! If you never saw the 1995 film starring Sylvester Stallone as Dredd, don't... ever.

Total Film magazine (via Stark Industries) is featuring this new photo of Karl Urban as Dredd in its February issue. Opening in 3D and 2D theaters on September 21, the Peter Travis-directed adaptation also stars Olivia Thirlby and Lena Headey.

The Lionsgate release takes us to the wild streets of Mega City One, the lone oasis of quasi-civilization on Cursed Earth. Judge Dredd is the most feared of elite Street Judges, with the power to enforce the law, sentence offenders and execute them on the spot - if necessary. The film is based on the John Wagner and Carlos Ezquerra comic.

Hey! It's early and I have a headache!

Now for the love of God, PLEASE EAT SOMETHING!!!