# 10: Jennifer Carpenter from Dexter. I hear she's married to her on-screen brother, Michael C. Hall, which makes it a little creepy, but still hot enough to break the top ten.
#9: Hayden Panettiere from Heroes. I don't know if it's the whole cheerleader thing or what... um, actually it IS the whole cheerleader thing.
#8: Christina Hendricks from MadMen. Big, busty redhead in 60's mod fashions? YES PLEASE!
#7: Yvonne Strahovski from Chuck. Every geek's wet dream; a super-tough, super-hot super-spy! Plus, have you ever met a woman named Yvonne who WASN'T hot as all get-out? Didn't think so.
#6: Ali Larter from Heroes. I know, I know - I've already listed someone from Heroes. Don't care. My list.
#5: Busy Philipps from Cougar Town. Y'know, this is a show that my wife initially forced me to watch, but it's actually pretty funny. Busy Philipps could make watching paint dry seem like high-end entertainment, though. And no, I'm not gonna make any crude comments like "I'd like to get Busy with her", or "I needs to have me some Busy time!" Such remarks are quite beneath me.
#4: Kaley Cuoco from The Big Bang Theory. OK, nerds are good with things like probability; "What chance would a real-life Leonard have with a real-life Penny?" I think one in a gazillion would be pretty accurate. Sigh, oh well...we can always dream.
#3: Evangeline Lily from Lost. I am gonna cry like a little bitch when this show ends! And one of the main reasons is that I'll miss seeing dear, sweet, dangerous Kate run around in sweaty tank tops carrying a rifle.
#2: Kim Kardashian from Keeping Up With The Kardashians. She make looking at Bruce Jenner's freaky plastic face bearable. Also, her assets are astonishing. Did I just make a really horrible ass joke? Damn, I'm off my game.
#1: And finally, the hottest woman on television today is none other than the lovely, voloptuous, spicy Columbian; Sofia Vergara from the funniest show on TV, Modern Family! I wonder if she'll do a "10 Stupid Questions" interview with me? In my room...with the door locked...and two glasses of wine.