I just ran across this awesome site called yourscenesucks.com that meticulously dissects every single weirdo sub-group currently roaming the fringes. With excellent illustrations, detailed descriptions of each "scene" that even includes playlist and bookmark examples, each "scene" is a great and informative read! They also offer a scene portrait of yourself for $200, as well as shirts, hoodies and even a new book that I will likely be purchasing.
So what scene does a thirty-something weirdo like myself fit most snugly into? While there are certain aspects of many of the scenesters that I can identify with, I really don't fit into any of them. I guess "immature heavy-metal man-child comic book dork" would be pretty accurate.