Wednesday, September 8, 2010

Being Annoying is Against The Law?!? Tell Me More!

While I'm extremely proud to say that I have never seen an episode of "Jersey Shore", I'm fairly certain that I would find ALL of them annoying, but I had no idea that being annoying was a crime - if that's the case, why isn't half of Hollywood locked up?
Why are all of those ass-clowns who wear wife-beaters with their drawers down to their knees still lumbering about?!?
Why is Timmy Gagnon still staring at his computer monitor unchecked?!?
As a taxpayer, I demand that the authorities round these criminals up immediately!!!