Saturday, May 20, 2017

Tom Hardy Cast as VENOM!!

No, this is not a fever dream - Tom Hardy, AKA Mad Max, AKA Bane, will be playing the slobbering villain/anti-hero in an upcoming solo film from Sony Studios to be released on October 5, 2018!!


Now as I see it, this film has two things going for it, and two potential strikes against it. The first, obviously being Tom Hardy's casting couldn't be more perfect (at the very least, it should get the taste of "Topher" out of our mouths), and the second being that Ruben Fleischer, best known for his work on Zombieland, is set to direct.

The two strikes against it (and mind you, they are BIG strikes), are; it's a Sony (we-love-to-screw-up-Spiderman-movies-as-much-as-possible) Pictures production, and there are rumors that the film will NOT include Spider-Man. 

Luckily, Spider-Man had very little to do with the Venom storyline. WTF?!? How the Hell are they gonna make a Venom movie without Spidey?!? It's just, just, just so.... aww man, I'm getting a migraine. Or maybe a mini stroke. I don't know.

All I know is that No Spider-Man = No Venom = I ain't gonna be forking up $15 to see this latest Sony trainwreck. Oooo, maybe they'll give him cybernetic enhancements or morphing armor! SMDH...

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