For the longest time, my brothers and I would interrupt each other to say: "I know a guy....and he SMOKES."
To this very day, one of my oft-used lines is from Brain Candy; "You don't know that? Hell, DOGS know that!". It's usually said to my wife, so you can imagine how much she enjoys hearing it ;-)
I used to love Kids In the Hall. I can't say I remember this skit though.... I do love me some sketch comedy though!
This and the "Chicken Lady" one are my faves - "Do you want some eggs? Fresh from my body to your plate!" Have you seen their movie "Brain Candy"? It's truly inspired.
I saw Brain Candy when it first came out on video. I should really revisit it! I should revisit the whole series too!
Netflix had it for a while, but I'm not sure if it's still on there.