Friday, March 29, 2013

Another Example of Government Waste: Now Obama is Hiring Reptilian Security Guards!



There are plenty of unemployed humans who need jobs, ya know!

A Bat-Symbol Coffee Table?!? YES, PLEASE!

This is a series of carved wood Bat symbol coffee tables crafted by Charles Lushear of the Bohemian Workshop (previously: the functional NES controller coffee table). DC Comics apparently found out about the tables and allows Charles to display them on his website, but not sell any. Those damn DC lawyers are why I can't sell custom Mego toys anymore!

Retro Atari Cartridges For Current Video Games





StarRoivas imagined what modern games would look like if they were produced 30 years ago.

Another Day, Another Awesome Giant Robot From Pacific Rim!

Today's version shows off Australia's Striker Eureka. 

Great Adventure Time/Futurama Mashup!


 Adventurama by Toronto, Canada-based artist Spencer Duffy is a series of illustrations depicting characters from Futurama, an animated TV series on Comedy Central, in the style of Cartoon Network’s Adventure Time

FINALLY!!!

This Winter sucked big 'ol donkey dicks!! I'm so thankful to be on two wheels again!!!

Thursday, March 28, 2013

Check Out The New International Trailer for Kick-Ass 2!




Universal Studios UK has released a new international trailer for the upcoming Jeff Wadlow directed action comedy movie, Kick-Ass 2. It focuses on the young female assassin named Mindy Macready (aka “Hit-Girl”), played by actress ChloĆ« Grace Moretz, and her trials with High School. Kick-Ass 2 is set to crash into theaters on August 16, 2013.

Another Day, Another Giant Robot From Pacific Rim!

This one, hailing from China, is the Crimson Typhoon.

Another Day, 2 More Models of Awesome Iron Man Armor!

The Iron Man Facebook page has unveiled the Mark XXXV Armor, a "Disaster Rescue Suit" that has been dubbed "Red Snapper," as well as The Sub-Orbital "Gemini" suit, Mark XXXIX. Check 'em out below!

Thought I'd Share This With You Guys...

Freddy and I - Christmas 1985. Sorry about the flash (and the sweater)!

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

I Want This For a Fly Swatter...

What's that you say?
 A bit overkill?
Perhaps.

HOLY $HIT!!!

How badass is this leather battle helmet/mask by Epic Leather?! I think I'll buy one and wear it the next time I have to go to the DMV - "who's next in line? Obviously the guy in the scary wolf mask! MAKE WAY!"

It was made on commission and inspired by the dire wolves from Game of Thrones that of which can only be worn by House Stark, obviously.
Made from various veg tan leather, oiled leather and coyote teeth, this custom helm is nothing short of excellent (for thieving, howling at the moon and terrorizing).

The Many Armors of IRON MAN

As part of an ongoing contest on the film's official Facebook page, Walt Disney Pictures and Marvel Studios' Iron Man 3 has revealed a closer look at two of the alternate armor designs that will be showcased in the May 3 release. Take a look below at the Mark XXXIII, an "Enhanced Energy Suit" dubbed "Silver Centurion," the Mark XL, a "Hyper Velocity Suit" nicknamed "Shotgun," Mark XVII, a "Artillery Level RT Suit" dubbed "Heartbreaker" and the Mark XXXVIII, a "Heavy Lifting Suit" called "Igor." I don't know why they don't just call it The Hulkbuster - everyone knows that's what it is!
 


FINALLY! The Full Domestic AND International Trailer for The Wolverine!



Call me the eternal optimist, but this one looks better that the first! FINGERS CROSSED!

This Would Warrant a Stern Pummeling...

Look good, don't they? What you are looking at are actually Dunkin Phonuts; The frosting isn't sugar, but mashed potatoes and cream cheese. The donuts aren't made of dough, but an onion and pepper meatloaf. You just can't toy with someone's emotions like that... it's mean. 
Now, if these were made to look like Krispy Kreme donuts... well, someone's likely leaving in a bag.

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Teaser Trailer for The Wolverine!



Hitting 3D and 2D theaters on July 26, the anticipated film stars Hugh Jackman, Will Yun Lee, Svetlana Khodchenkova, Hiroyuki Sanada, Hal Yamanouchi, Tao Okamoto, Rila Fukushima and Brian Tee.

New Pacific Rim Poster Featuring Cherno Alpha!

Cherno Alpha, one of the giant robots, is described as the "Stoic Russian Warrior."
Opening in 3D, 2D and IMAX theaters on July 12, the Guillermo del Toro-directed film stars Charlie Hunnam, Idris Elba, Rinko Kikuchi, Charlie Day, Ron Perlman, Robert Kazinsky, Max Martini, Clifton Collins, Jr., Burn Gorman, Larry Joe Campbell, Brad William Henke and Diego Klattenhoff.
When legions of monstrous creatures, known as Kaiju, started rising from the sea, a war began that would take millions of lives and consume humanity's resources for years on end. To combat the giant Kaiju, a special type of weapon was devised: massive robots, called Jaegers, which are controlled simultaneously by two pilots whose minds are locked in a neural bridge. But even the Jaegers are proving nearly defenseless in the face of the relentless Kaiju. On the verge of defeat, the forces defending mankind have no choice but to turn to two unlikely heroes—a washed up former pilot (Charlie Hunnam) and an untested trainee (Rinko Kikuchi)—who are teamed to drive a legendary but seemingly obsolete Jaeger from the past. Together, they stand as mankind’s last hope against the mounting apocalypse.

Your $5 Charge Will be Substituted for a Free Middle Finger to Your Face...

Australian gluten-free grocer Celiac Supplies recently posted a sign in their shop’s window that aims to discourage “showroomers,” people who come to check merchandise out in person but then purchase it online, by charging a $5 fee for “just looking.” Adelaidenow spoke to Georgina, the store’s owner, who estimates she spends “hours each week giving advice to people who leave empty-handed.” They quote her as saying, “I can tell straight away who are the rat bags who are going to come in here and pick my brain and disappear.”
Man - what a douchebag!

COOL!

I need this for my desk! This awesome clay modeled Xenomorph embryo was created by yanchuan111 from Shenyang, China.

Buy a Shirt & Get Choked Out by G.I. Joe's Very Own SGT. SLAUGHTER!! For a Limited Time Only!

Many thanks to my buddy Bill Webster over at Veggiemacabre for posting this pic!

3-D Monster Has Gone RETAIL!!

Hey gang, we are working on moving and I need to seriously thin out some inventory! I've decided to set up shop at a local antique shop that seems to get a lot of foot traffic, because I simply have too much stuff to list it all on Ebay. The shop is called Pa's Tradin' Post on Route 26 in Oxford, Maine. I have plenty of comics, vintage toys, original art, oddities, and of course, plenty of 3-D Monster merchandise!If you live nearby or are just passing through, stop by and check it out!

All shirts are $20 ($5 off!), and include a free sticker!





Friday, March 22, 2013

Apparently, The Apocalypse is Back on; Chuck Norris Shaved The Beard!

And it looks as if his power is already beginning to fade. He looks very tired, and just so... frail.
WHO WILL SAVE US NOW?!?

Bates Motel: You Might Wanna Stay Elsewhere

Not because of what young & not-yet-so-crazy Norman Bates may do to you, but because it's a bit dull and creepy - but not in a good, spine tingling way, but in a more "oh my God I think his mother is about to get to first base with her son" way.

I don't want to give too much away to those of you who haven't seen it yet, but the first half was slow and choppy, and the second half was trying waaay too hard to spoon-feed suspense to you. Also, I wish I could've gone to high school where our young Norman is attending - all the hot chicks seem to go for nerdy awkward types like a fat man to a fresh buffet!

Oh well, I'll watch the new episode and see if it gets any better.

HA!





New International Trailer for Star Trek: Into Darkness!



This is gonna knock yer dick in the dirt! Coming to theaters everywhere May 16!

Thursday, March 21, 2013

The Zombie Apocalypse... ROCKS!!


The dead are rising..to rock! Custom guitar builder Travis Stevens has the perfect guitar for protecting yourself during the coming day of the dead. The back panel references the pilot episode of The Waking Dead. You can view more photos at the link.
Link -via Walyou

NEW SWAG!

I found this sweet Godzilla shirt on Ebay last week. I bought it, and it came to me like, three days later! You like? Buy one for yourself here!