Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Dear Winter: Kindly F#%k Off. That is All.

Happy hump day dear readers. I apologize for not being there for you yesterday, but while I was out walking the dogs during yet ANOTHER snow storm yesterday morning, I slipped on a patch of ice and wrecked my back. Thank you scoliosis, for giving me the back of an 80 year-old man!
Luckily, my doctor phoned in a prescription of Vicodin for me, so by late afternoon I was laid up in my recliner and feeling rather groovy. If my posts seem a bit loopy today, you'll know why. Man, I can totally see how people get addicted to this stuff!


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