Tuesday, November 27, 2012

I Guess I'll be Winning The Powerball Now...

 
First off - I don't play the lottery. I think the odds are stacked so incredibly high against you that it is simply a waste of money. If I'm going to piss away $2, I'll do it by putting a double cheeseburger and value fries into my belly. However, I had a fitful sleep last night and woke up at 3 AM with a set of numbers in my head. I didn't think much of it, and tried to go back to sleep. Unfortunately, the numbers kept flashing in my head, and wouldn't let me sleep. 

Finally, I got up and wrote them down on ironically enough, an overdue bill that was posted to the fridge. When I awoke this morning, I went down to the corner store and purchased a Powerball ticket using those numbers. The drawing is Wednesday night, and if my numbers don't come up, I'm gonna be real pissed that I didn't go to McDonald's!

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