Thursday, April 12, 2012

And You Thought Finding Out That Darth Vader is Your Dad Was a Bummer...

What do you buy a psychopathic killer for Father's Day, anyway?


  1. I never met my father either. It would be great if Charles Manson was mine, but from the little I was told, my daddy is a drunk ass rapist woman-beating sob. Meh.

  2. Er, um... I don't think Charlie would really make for a good Dad. I know he seems to be all about "the family", but I just don't see him as the nurturing type. As for your own father, it sounds like you're better off having never met him - it takes a lot more than a sperm donation to be a "dad".