It's funny, but it seems like a whole lotta trouble just to drop a deuce in the neighbor's yard. Also, I couldn't help but notice that the sandals are pink. Is this a girl committing such a disgusting and un-ladylike crime?!?
If so.... I think I'm in love.
TRUE STORY ALERT: I had a friend who showed up at another friend's house late one night and three sheets to the wind. When they didn't come to the door, he got irate and left a deposit on their welcome mat. No shit, really.