Thursday, September 29, 2011

American Juggalo: The Movie


American Juggalo from Sean Dunne on Vimeo.

Back in August 2009, I did a post on "The Gathering of The Juggalos"; a three day annual event that celebrates the music and lifestyle of The Insane Clown Posse; a hardcore metal/rap band. Think of it like Woodstock, but with greasepaint, "bitch-beaters", Fago Soda and waaay too much crystal meth.

Now,  American Juggalo, a short film by Brooklyn-based director, Sean Dunne explores the dangerously shallow waters of the gene pool known as Juggalo culture. After watching this, I feel like I need a shower really, really bad.

Only 2.5 Weeks Left!!!



This is my favorite show on TV right now, just barely more enjoyable than "Dexter".

First Look: "The Avengers"


Yeah, I know it's a horrible Photoshop job, but I just can't put into words how excited I am to see this on May 4, 2012!

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Hey Now - What's This?!?

Only the most bad-ass bass EVER!

Now THERE'S Something You Don't See Everyday...




I really couldn't make this shit up, folks. A guy in France got pinched for smuggling Hummingbirds in his underwear. According to customs officials, they were suspicious of his "man potato", and when it started to wiggle, they pulled him aside and shook him down to find not one, not two, but 16, yes, 16 of the birds pressed firmly against his junk. 

No word on just how psychologically damaged the birds were.

New Look!

I got tired of looking at the same old blog template day in and day out, so I decided it was time for a change. I have changed the logo header one time before, but this is the first time I have changed EVERYTHING. As my wife can attest to, I don't usually deal well with change, so I might change it back at any time, but I'll live with it for a few days and see how I feel. 
What do YOU, my dear, beloved readers think? Love it? Hate it? Don't care?

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Best... Prank... EVER!!!




What The Hell is Wrong With You?!?



 I guess the bottom three are her favorite things?
I think what we need to focus on and be concerned about is the fact that this person is procreating.


Looks like turning vegan wasn't the worst decision this guy has made...


Hey, I love Alan Alda just as much as the next guy, but I think I would have gone with his "Senator Arnold Vinick" character from "The West Wing"

Look - another member of the "Never Touched a Booby Club"! I'll bet he's friends with Rian.


I'm not gonna dump on this one - it's actually pretty funny.


I've just gotta wonder - how much pot do you have to smoke before this seems like a really good idea?

Clearly, this guy has never and will never own a genuine Louis Vuitton product.
Say, wait a minute - I'll bet that's my buddy "Scumbag Steve"!

In Need of a Giggle? I've Got Your Back...


She was overdue for a trim anyway.


 It's funny 'cause she's fat and looks like soft-serve!




 Cheetah on vacation likes what he sees.


Kid: "And you're sure he won't bite me?
Evil Parent: "Of course not, son - now flick him in the nose. Bears love that."


Missing a "B" in his name probably doesn't help.


Real photo from a pimp funeral. Is further commentary even necessary?


It's funny 'cause it's true!


Yeah, the costume sucks, but this takes a little bit of the pain away...



 "Seriously - how can anyone think that looks good? Don't they know that comes from dead people's fat?!?"
This guy is my hero!

Monday, September 26, 2011

Sweet Ride...



I found this down the street from my house yesterday. 100% original 1966 Mercedes Benz 230 for $2500 or an "interesting trade". Thinking about offering my jag in trade and restoring it.

Friday, September 23, 2011

New Art!


Shadow?


Or no shadow and subtle glow?

Hey gang - I finished my first new art piece in months today, but I'm having a small problem. I cannot decide which one of these I like better and want to sell in my shop! I would greatly appreciate your much valued opinion on the matter. Thanks!

See - I Told You Not to Worry...

In case you missed it, I did a "first look" post last week of Johnny Depp in heavy pancake makeup on the set of Tim Burton's "Dark Shadows" film, and there was concern that he was gonna look like that throughout the film. Well, here's a cast portrait for the film, and Depp looks just like Barnabas Collins in this one. 
Is that Jackie Earl Haley as the Werewolf to the right? He was awesome as Rorshach!

The Darth Knight

Pardon me while I have a full body geek-gasm.

Ladies and Gentlemen; I Present to You.... The Future!



Now it's just a matter of time before I can get out of work, get in my car and press the "home" button, have a drink and take a nap!

I Know, I Know; All These Fairey Remixes Are Getting Old, But...

The Geek within can't resist a good Star Wars reference!

Ready to Feel Old?




The beautiful young lady you are no doubt drooling over is none other than plucky 19 year-old Frances Bean Cobain; the only child of Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love. Frances is an aspiring model and artist - read more here!

Thursday, September 22, 2011

HOLY CRAP! Is That a Deadly Ray Gun in Your Pocket, or... er, um...

Wow... I've never heard of one that actually squirted. That's probably just gonna piss him off.

Great New Book!

 





My pal and artist extrodinaire; Kirk Demarais, has put together this extraordinary book called Mail-Order Mysteries, detailing the rich history of mail-order novelties whose order forms were prevalent in comics for many years. I've always wondered if the products lived up to the hype of the ads, and Kirk's book is rich with photos of the actual products as well as the ads that promoted them! The book should be available everywhere by October 1st, but you can pre-order from Amazon now if you like.

  I've always been intrigued and fascinated by these items, and while I've had and lost quite a few of them over the years, I still have my pair of "X-Ray Specs" from my childhood, and I sell shirts in my art store that depict the vintage ad for the glasses.