Their crime? Refusing to put reflective orange triangles on their buggies. Can't blame them though - who wants an ugly orange triangle fuggin' up such a sweet ride?
Also, what if you're Amish and you can't grow a beard? I'll bet you get made fun of like this; "look brother Ezekiel; baby-face Jebediah is approaching again! SWEET BUTTERMILK, thy grandmother has more bountiful chin hair than thee!"
Need more Amish humor? Here's a site that has more Amish jokes than you can shake a bonnet at!