Tuesday, August 10, 2010

From the WTF?!? Files....

I'll bet when this guy sneezes, he totally snots all over whoever is in front and beside him.


"Aw screw it - wearing hats is overrated anyway"


"The Peacock impresses his mate with a display of his colorful plummage" Nah, he's probably single.

I'm guessing this guy is doing this to illustrate just how much of a "tough guy" he is. Know what would be funny? If he got into a fight, and the other guy rips this out of his head and beats him with it... severely.

I know that I can be kind of a weird guy, but why, why, why would you ever mutilate yourself like this? There are somethings that I guess I'll never understand. When piercing really began to surge in popularity in the mid to late 90's, I was friends with this couple who were really into it, and the girl wanted the guy to get a "Prince Albert"; for those of you not in the know, this is a thick hoop ring that goes through your pee-hole and comes out underneath at the base of your penis-head. Now I know that most of you guys reading this just shuddered out loud and made a "pain face". You all are the sensible ones - no man reading this should think; "Say! That sounds like fun!" As for me, I've spent the better part of my life trying to keep sharp objects away from that area. But I digress....
Getting back to my story, this guy did not want to get a "Prince Albert", but his girlfriend actually told him that she would have so much respect for him if he would get this hole punched into his pee-pee. My friend, not being strong of spine, reluctantly agreed. He did not tell me this, but one day I'm using the bathroom at his apartment, and there is piss all over the toilet and floor. I came out and asked him "what the Hell dude?!? why is your bathroom covered in piss?!?
He replied; "I got that Prince Albert that Vallie wanted me to get, and when you pee, it's like putting your thumb over the tip of a garden hose."
I guess taking it out or (God forbid) sitting down to pee is out of the question? Seriously, why?

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