Friday, September 11, 2009

Look What My Mom's Dog Did To Me!

That little rat bastard ruined my beautiful face!!!! That's how I makes my money!
I can't believe it - I have never in my life been bitten by any animal EVER! And now my own mother's dog damn near bites my nose off! You're dead to me Luke! Now I gotta have wedding pictures taken tomorrow with a friggin' flap of skin hanging off my nose! Great, just great.

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